I hear people talking about "bandwidth." I guess it's supposed to be a good thing. Room, you know. Room for shit to move down the old pipe.
It's one o' those terms from computingland that made its way into the vernacularic universe...
Ever watch the sun come up? I mean from early on? The fading of the light is a lot like sunset, only backwards.
Note to self: Forget about the "Books on Charmin" scheme. No. Wait. How 'bout "Bible on Charmin?" People could read Corinthians while taking a crap.
"When I was a child,
I crapped like a child."
Maybe not...
